camacaileon:

there are two types of bunnies 

No idea, but it would make a good parallel to Ahab losing the leg. Maybe making it a tooth?

That would be cool — make it this big, jagged tooth instead. :D

mydwynter:

Ever been plagued by doubt and envy? LIAR. Of course you have. But it’s not just you. Those feelings are natural. However, only you can create the things you’ll create. So don’t let it hamstring you like a scalpel-wielding mongoose. Do the thing anyway.

(But first, go read. It should help.)

sweaterkittensahoy:

karlimeaghan:

Hot Fuzz Tumblr Style (inspired by this x & x)

AND ANOTHER!!

bookshop:

karlimeaghan:

Another Hot Fuzz Tumblr style (first one is here)

this is the only one of these i will ever need to reblog

"and maybe even give you some small potted plants"

cosenangel:

Credit/rebloggable versions: [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] 

Enjoy~

thefarfire:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

neverthehurricane:

sherlockchins:

sunshien:

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

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Never stop reblogging this

shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

POST-SCHOOL EDITION:

"chores" *tired zombie noises

"work" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *grumbly zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

SOLD, I am incorporating this into my headcanon immediately.

Yay! I had been looking at the copy of “The Atlas of Middle-Earth” by Karen Wynn Fonstad that I’d checked out from the library before returning it (which I forgot to do), and I noticed that there were chunks of the Blue Mountains range that fell into the ocean after Numenor went down, and I figured, well, maybe some dwarves stared at it, shrugged, and said “fuck it, let’s go sailing”. :D

Is it weird that my first thought was of a Bifur Moby Dick AU?

No, but I find myself wondering how Moby Dick would’ve gotten a hold of an orc axe?