sopranomonroe:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JULIE ANDREWS!

Dame Julie Andrews was born Julia Elizabeth Wells on October 1, 1935.

For over 50 years, Julie Andrews has brought joy to audiences on stage, screen, and television. She continues to entertain new generations through home video and her many books. Happy birthday, Dame Julie! Thanks for inspiring so many of us!

I was so worried that this was a memorial tribute photoset that I was scared to scroll to the bottom of the post.

bead-bead:

not-all-cannibals:

not-all-cannibals:

BEST PURCHASE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER
*excited umbrella-sword slashing*
*manic laughter*

in recent news I’ve been stopped by multiple security guards

Yeah, but it gets you REALLY fast service at the deli. (I have one, it’s AWESOME.)

I can hear the “pop” noise when it opens. <3

I have never seen this show, and this is the best gifset EVER.

White feminists:

quietbang:

split-the-coast:

When you discuss the wage gap, here are a few things to keep in mind:

  • Only white women make $0.77 to a man’s dollar.
  • Black women make about $0.68 to a man’s dollar.
  • Latina women make about $0.58 to a man’s dollar.

Intersectionality matters.

I will keep reblogging this to point out that disabled people, including men, make 22 cents on the dollar. Mostly because it is legal to pay us below minimum wage, but whatevs.

If a disabled person makes more than a certain amount, they could have their benefits recalculated, and they might be given less to live on. That difference can mean life or death for some people.

stevviefox:

These lego ones are too much freakin’ fun!

thesylverlining:

agelfeygelach:

importantbirds:

THIS IT.  THE TIENST YELLLER PEEPER. SIZE OF A GRAP.  PLEASE HANDLE A GENTLE.  ALLOW THE SMALL YELL.  SO GRAND.

TEENY.

SMALL BABY BIRD

MAJESTIC TINY. MUCH YELLOW. SO BIRB. VERY PEEP.

 - THIS IS HALLOWEEN (like youve never heard)
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ladyyatexel:

twitch-the-tiny:

kingkeenanthegreat:

dash-of-dark:

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

this is some insta-reblog shit, my friends, i’m like 20 seconds in

OMG, IT’S STRINGS. ASLDFJSD

meaganfanart:

broccoleafveins:

See the full footage here: Winston (kitty) takes care of Zeke (puppy) 

 
"Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him"

A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that promotes bone health and aids in healing. So the kitty is probably trying to purr him better.

OMG, cats can purr people and puppies better? :O

petitpotato:

Every now and then I need to remind myself of this. We all can be that other person.

Ugh. I’m going to spare your dash self-absorbed whining, because nobody needs to read that. I get uncomfortable when I see it on my dash, and I’m not going to inflict that on others. *grumbly face*

In other news, we caught a guy looking at porn on the library computers. Considering that he has usually had the attitude of a smarmy little shit each time we see him in the computer lab, it was highly disconcerting to see him sobbing and wailing and making noises like he was going to throw up.

Part of me wonders if he was deliberately putting on a show in order to make us uncomfortable. I almost offered him a tissue, and I don’t know how I feel about that.