New clip from The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
OMG, WHERE IS THIS VIDEO. OMG.
Frerin? Is that you?
Well damn. He makes a surprisingly good Frerin in these.I was convinced by the first picture. That? Is a Durin nose.
I need a “headcanon accepted” gif.
I’m absolutely positive I’ve reblogged this before, because this is how Frerin looks in my head. <3
Hey, guys. *waves*
So, I’ve been trying to work on Chapter 21, and I still haven’t finished yet.
thestraggletag replied to your photo “guess what i’m working on right now MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS”SEASONAL BAD ROMANCE.
IT’S TECHNICALLY ONE OF MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FROM ODDEVENSTAR
I ALSO GOT THIS MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT HERE:
WHICH FEATURES SUCH NOTABLES AS CASSIE EDWARDS AND HEATHER GRAHAM
NOT TO MENTION THE INSIDE
WHERE IT STARTS LIKE THIS
AND THEN IT DOES THIS
In addition, it’s a collection put together to PROMOTE LITERACY
THIS SHIT COULD NOT GET MORE GOLDEN IF IT TRIED
omg i can’t breathe and i need to pee.
guess what i’m working on right now
MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS
AAAAAAAAAAAH SO EXCITED!!!! LADY YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I’VE MISSED THESE!!!
It’s my Christmas present to all of you for being so very wonderful!
Here’s just a tiny quote to whet your appetites:
His cock thumped inside his shorts in response
DIS GON BE GOOOOOOD
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY AWFUL ROMANCE NOVELS I HAVE SIGHED OVER, THINKING ‘AURI COULD MAKE SO MUCH BETTER COMMENTARY ON THIS THAN ME’ AND MISSING BAD ROMANCE
HOW MY HEART HAS YEARNED
also holy shit this is going to be terriblarious
L;KAJDF;LKAJD;FLAK OMG THIS MAKES ME UNBELIEVABLY HAPPY
(you should totally send me some titles though I’m ALWAYS in the market for shitty romance books)
AND OMG THERE IS SO MUCH TALK OF DICKS AND HARDENING COCKS AND I’M ON LIKE 30 I DON’T UNDERSTAND
well I own just one precious little gem that was on the free shelf at the library
I’ve actually done nothing but flip it open at random points and laugh because the guy is called something like Valentino and randomly drops Italian words into his speech and there’s much talk of manly chest hair and such things
due to moving things in my room I’m not sure where it is atm I’ll let you know the title when I find it
Oh my god, that sounds pretty golden. I can’t wait to hear what this thing is called!
(The hero of this latest one is Max Stele. STELE. I just. *facepalms*)
I love how your eyes widen just a little at the last moment.
Also, HI AURI. YOU CAN’T SEE IT, BUT I’M WAVING AT YOU.
This is the best thing I have ever heard in my entire life.
Who does which part? Because at least one of those voices sounded familiar.
I AM DEAD
Okay, so, here’s what happened just now.
I scroll down, and I recognize Brad Dourif.
I immediately think, “Oh, hey! Aurimynonys would love to see this, I’m sure!”
I scroll up and discover that Aurimynonys did, in fact, post this.
Avengers/Hunger Games AU ; Project PANEM Part I
"What’s Project PANEM?"
"A failed mission to extract technological information from an alternate universe. One of our agents, code name Mockingjay, was sent in as an undercover agent. She got in too deep, got too close to the people there, the political environment got unstable. We tried to extract her, but she refused."
I want this. I want this like burning.
Or anything, really. =)
There’s a clip of him singing “Nessun Dorma” in Cold Feet. That was pretty cool. But yes! I want him to sing all the songs, and if he were to put out a music CD, I would buy it so hard something would explode from the fangirlish glee. :D