coffeeandcockatiels:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Buying these asap.


#i can’t satisfactorily explain how this is dwarfs#i just know it isI think it’s dwarfs because I imagine that dwarfs would be the ones to invent equivalents to the Swiss Army Knife? I mean, this isn’t the Swiss Army Knife, but there are so many things that you can do with it that dwarfs would think, “I need something that can adequately do at least nine different things. And yes, I’d like to have it be a hairclip too, because my braids don’t always stay this fabulous without help. Just look at the dwarfs in the Hobbit after they went down that river!”

coffeeandcockatiels:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Buying these asap.

#i can’t satisfactorily explain how this is dwarfs#i just know it is

I think it’s dwarfs because I imagine that dwarfs would be the ones to invent equivalents to the Swiss Army Knife? I mean, this isn’t the Swiss Army Knife, but there are so many things that you can do with it that dwarfs would think, “I need something that can adequately do at least nine different things. And yes, I’d like to have it be a hairclip too, because my braids don’t always stay this fabulous without help. Just look at the dwarfs in the Hobbit after they went down that river!”

macanluin:

Hobbit fandom:

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 ”The new teaser trailer for #TheHobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies will be unveiled tomorrow at 12pm PT / 3pm ET!”

Didn’t we kind of get it just now though? I think orocarni-mountains is right — we got a teaser trailer for a teaser trailer for a full-length trailer for a movie coming out in December.

Sheesh!

Well, I for one want to see it as fast as possible so people won’t keep on spoiling me the trailer lol. I want to enjoy it to the fullest when it comes out

Okay, this reasoning? I can understand that.

Um? Why are people so scary about wanting the BOFA trailer out nownownow? I mean, yeah, I can understand the anticipation — there was a big panel that happened at SDCC today, and all — but maybe it would help to wander off to another fandom for a little bit to calm down?

WB wouldn’t be stupid enough to not put out the trailer. I just figure it’ll be available when it becomes available.

anunexpectedhotdwarf:

Set to a somber musical version of Tolkien’s “The Walking Song,” the teaser is all about building the intensity of this giant, giant battle

We see all the characters preparing for battle. Troops of Orcs, Elven warriors, etc

At the end, Thorin asks Bilbo to stand with him one last time

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That’s a heck of a switch? Especially considering that in the book, Thorin has all but thrown away Bilbo as any kind of ally. Unless it’s post-battle, but that wouldn’t make sense, if Thorin’s asking him to stand with him one last time.

I would watch the hell out of that show.

Progress!

So far, it looks like Chapter 24 has 11 pages, or ~4,000 words. So far. Not done yet.

Not sure if it’s going to be the last chapter of the fic or not, but so far, so good.

Lots of things happen, and for the Fili and Kili fans, they’re definitely there for our dwarf Ori.

fandomsandfeminism:

moonblossom:

chenisthebestkitty:

geekdonnatroy:

castayel:

fuchsimeon:

viperpilot:

Well, this is embarrassing

Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

That… is EMBARASSING

the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

can someone contact the designer of the porno 

clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…

The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.

What both fascinates and disturbs me the most about these is the body language and facial expression.

The “official” TV version looks passive, slightly confused, her pose is sort of ambiguous and floppy. She’s waiting for the viewer to do something before she reacts. The XXX version looks determined and fierce, and is taking literally 0% of your shit.

One of these Wonder Women looks like a sex toy, and it’s not the pornographic one.

I’m laughing hysterically.
How bad can your costume department fuck up when a PORN PARODY has better looking costumes? Fuckin’ A.

Hell, I’d rather hire the porn star to be in the official show. She looks like she could go toe-to-toe with Superman and Batman, and be on equal footing with them.

mc-jaeger:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

being a capable writer:
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having the urge to write:
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having a list of fic ideas:
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having new ideas get in the way of old ones:
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not having the inspiration/motivation to write:
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Conclusion; Jack Sparrow is my creative mind:
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And when you write something amazing and you love it and you share it and it’s still amazing and people love it and you’ll never be able to do anything like it ever again and you’re just likeimage